There’s a rumor going around that we’re throwing a HUGE party on Thursday, September 18 from 6 – 8 p.m. at Thunderfoot.
It’s not true. We don’t throw parties. They’re so low-brow. Common, even! <eyeroll>🙄</eyeroll>
No, at Thunderfoot Studio, we throw nuclear BLOWOUTS. You know the kind: Head-banging music that rattles your corpus collosum until it ejects both sides of your brain through your nose holes in a sneeze that could wake up your dead great-great-great-great uncle who fought in the War of the Oaken Bucket that one time. Our parties make the word “epic” look like “Eric,” and we all know Eric is the Highest Caliber of Partier™️. On par with a farrier, we’re told.
ERIC!
So, about that Grand Opening Celebration. You’re invited. Change your underwear. Clean your ears. Bring your friends, but only if they’re hungry. We got a LOT of food coming, and we don’t want it to go to waste.
See you Thursday between 6 and 8 p.m. We can’t wait to show you EVERYTHING!
Love,
Your favorite Old Fart GenXers, Alissa and Greg
(With a side of Zoe, aka THUNDERFOOT)